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How to Cheat on a Test

Mon, 20 May 2013 14:34:17 -0700

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the basics

Graphing Calculator, we couldn’t use this technique during Highschool in test. The math teachers actually check your graphing “graphics” calculator to see if you haven’t gotten any note in there. You sometimes couldn’t even bring one in. You would have to use a different calculator.

Okay, my sophomore year I had a TERRIBLE Chem teacher, and myself and all of my friends were failing. So, I came up with the idea to write notes on a piece of paper which you cut into the size of the cover of your graphing calculator, and you then tape it onto the inside of the cover. When you open the calculator and slide the cover onto the back, no one can see your notes. You inch the cover up if you need to check notes. This is how all of my friends passed Chem, and I still do it today, in fact, I passed my College Algebra final today with this. I have never once had a teacher have an inkling of suspicion when doing this. Try it, it works!!

Write on a small piece of paper and put it under your thighs….write on the inside of your calculator …write on your desk and cover it with your arm . works everyyy time

how do I reach these kids

I’ve done all of those things. Works like a charm.

Use an eraser to write answers on the desk. Only at certain angles can people read them. It works for me in Biology.

I just wear a skirt and write things on the top of my thighs and discreetly check by crossing my legs. Even if a teacher catches a glimpse they can’t ask you to pull up your skirt

Thanks guys. I wish i would have seen this at the beginning of my junior year!

actually so many kids were doing this in my old high school on AP exams that you were actually not aloud to have a water bottle with a label on it while taking the exams, you had to take off the label if you wanted your water with you during the test.

This is the holy grail of school survival

Write answers on a small price of paper and tape it to the back of the chair in front of you. Low enough so no one can see but you

Write on a pop tart and then eat it c: how I memorized the periodic table of elements lol

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Mon, 20 May 2013 14:31:09 -0700

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If you think abortions ok, remember what Horton says.

Awkward. Dr. Seuss and his wife were really liberal and pro-choice. They’ve even threatened to sue pro-life organizations for using this quote the wrong way (the way you’re doing it actually). I guess you didn’t already know that Horton Hears a Who is about the American occupation of Japan post-WWII. He even dedicated it to his dear Japanese friend.

Mrs. Geisel (Mrs. Seuss) continued donating to Planned Parenthood and advocating for reproductive health and rights after her husband died.

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